Pressure Top Ten: Ways Cavs are Preparing for Playoffs

The regular season is winding down and with it comes the 2017 Playoffs. Unlike last year, the East is putting up a formidable fight. So, let’s rip off David Letterman once more with this week’s Top Ten Ways the Cavs are Preparing for the Playoffs!

 

TOP TEN WAYS THE CAVS ARE PREPARING FOR PLAYOFFS

10. Kyrie Irving wrapped in bubble wrap

9. Milwaukee Bucks guard, Matthew Dellavedova, revealed to be sleeper agent

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DELLLLYYYY!!!!

8. Kevin Love to begin wearing Bane mask to play through pain

7. Moon Dog training in krav maga and kung fu to challenge Boston’s Lucky the Leprechaun

6. Annual ritualistic sacrifice of head coach

5. Iman Shumpert Part II: The Flattop Returns

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or keep modeling your hair after characters from Mannequin 2

4. Channing Frye, Richard Jefferson, and James Jones fuse to reach final form

3. To stay out of trouble, J. R. Smith locked in virtual reality environments before and after games

2. Led by Lenny Wilkens, Brad Daugherty, Mark Price, and Danny Ferry return as the Clevependables

And the number one way the Cavs are preparing for the Playoffs…

1. Two words: Coach LeBron

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Because we all know who really calls the shots, right?

 

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