Good news is, if you want to, now you can! Head over to the Greenfield Crematory and pick a car, any car.
In May of 2010 a couple of unidentified thieves broke into the Crematory and stole computer equipment, stashed it in a hearse and drove away. If I know the human body like I think I do, depending on weight and width, it makes a great cushion for transporting stolen electronics. The odd thing is that when police found the stolen car, the body was gone. Good thing there was a note stating where the body was. They found the corpse 2 miles away, unharmed. What I want to know is how did it get so far away? Did the body fall out? Is this a sign of the zombie apocalypse? As far as I can tell nobody was ever arrested for these crimes, but damn, whoever bought those stolen computers better have them blessed.