Hey everybody, it’s your favorite dating guru Chad “Sad” Weaver here bringing you another hot batch of advice.
If you’re like me and you’re always having sex all the time, then you can quickly run out of things to say during sex to keep it interesting. So, to help you avoid a problem I often face during sex, I’ve compiled a list of things that you or anyone could say during sex to keep things spicy.
- Oh boy this is swell!
- What will they think of next?
- Aw geez I can’t wait to tell Mother!
- Hot mama! Hotter papa!
- I give you four and a half stars!
- Where do I get back in line for this?
- Everything’s coming up jizz!
- Manifest Jizztiny.
- Sorry, I meant Manisext Jizztiny.
- Jizztown here I come!
- You’re a really great person for letting me do this to you.
- Thanks, thanks, thanks, thank you, thanks, thanks…
- We really appreciate this.
- So this is what my uncle was talking about.
- This is what I’m talking about.
- This really means a lot to both me and my family.
- Wait until Grandma gets a load of this!
- I think I’m about to win my virginity!
- Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that we may jizz.